The history of the Justice League is almost as long as the Snyder Cut’s runtime. And it’s chock full of fascinating stuff, especially at the beginning like Wonder Woman’s love of rough stuff, Superman’s origins as an evil homeless guy, and Darkseid’s insatiable thirst for monogamy. Also, Batman was blonde. This is CanonBall.<br /><br />Join us Fridays at 3pm EST for brand-new Cracked shows and series!<br /><br />YOUR BRAIN ON CRACKED: https://youtu.be/mjWqtWntljg<br />WE REMADE TENET FOR $20: https://youtu.be/drBXMWZqlN0<br />CANONBALL: https://youtu.be/tclMdfFcxmQ<br />WAIT A MINUTE… WHAT?: https://youtu.be/xadKIhnwNMs<br />MOVIE MATH: https://youtu.be/Sh_r2y_DxFM<br />CRACKED DEBATE: https://youtu.be/lNEnBCFP5tU<br /><br />Writers: Maxwell Yezpitelok, Jordan Breeding<br />Narrator: Jesse Eisemann<br />Editor: Bryan Slack<br /><br />Maxwell’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/mrmxy<br />Maxwell’s Tumblr: https://superman86to99.tumblr.com/<br /><br />Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding<br />Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/<br /><br />00:00 - Intro<br />01:00 - SUPERMAN: Evil... and homeless?<br />03:27 - BATMAN: Mr. Incredible<br />06:14 - WONDER WOMAN: Lots of spanking<br />08:29 - DARKSEID: Kind of a loser<br />11:10 - A few other unknown heroes<br /><br />#Cracked #JusticeLeague #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague #SnyderCut #WonderWoman #Superman #Batman #Darkseid
